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Change: Born: Chicago, Illinois, on October 26, 1947Education: Wellesley College (1969), Yale Law School (1973)Real Political Party: DemocraticSocialist PartyLabor ParyReligion: UnitarianFamily:Husband (Bill), Daughter (Chelsea)Significant Career Experience: Lawyer. First Lady, United States of America United States Senator, New York Various Boards (Children's Defense Fund)Housewife   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 49)

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Change: Who cares? Why should this matter?Family: Married to GeorgeBill Wheezy Jefferson, retired dry-cleaner.ClintonSignificant Career Experience: U.S. Senator, New York, 2000-present First "Lady" of the United States, 1993-2001 First "Lady" of Arkansas, various termsLawyer, Rose Law Firm, Little Rock, Arkansas, 1976-1992 Chaired the Arkansas   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 141)

Change:  the Arkansas Children's Hospital, Legal Services, and the Children's Defense FundWarning: Be careful about being among her circle of friends!Afriends! A great many ogfof Clinton friends have died at a very early age and very unexpectedly.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 140)

Change: Democratic.Socialist.Religion: Methodist LesbianFamily: Married to George Wheezy Jefferson, retired dry-cleaner.Significant Career Experience: U.S. Senator, New York, 2000-present First "Lady" of the United States, 1993-2001 First "Lady" of Arkansas, various termsLawyer, Rose Law Firm, Little Rock, Arkansas, 1976-1992 Chaired the Arkansas Educational   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 114)

Change: RodhamStepford Clinton Current Office: U.S. Senator, New York; elected to first term in 2000Born: Chicago, Illinois, on October 26, 1947Education: Wellesley College (1969), Yale Law School (1973)Real Political Party: Democratic.Religion: Methodist Family: Married to William Jefferson Clinton, 42nd President (2 terms)Significant Career Experience:   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 115)

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Change: Stepford Clinton Current Office: U.S. Senator, New York; elected to first term in 2000Born: Chicago, Illinois, on October 26, 1947Education: Wellesley College (69), Yale Law School (1973)Real Political Party: Republican (until she didn't inhale with Bill).Religion: Jewish Family: Married to George Jefferson, dry-cleaner (ex-wife, Wheezy).Significant   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 144)